Some notable events:
- April 9th, 1919: Montague Plains is founded
- June 13th, 1919: Mayor Geraldy Jones gets married to his wife, Bellatrix Jones, at the age of 34
- April 9th, 1920: The town holds a jubilee for "1 Year of greatness"
- September 18th, 1920: The town's first roads were built
- January 31st, 1921: The Spanish Flu hits the town killing 99% of the population
- November 12th, 1927: Montgomery Smith is put on trial for suspicion of witchcraft
- November 21st, 1927: He is hanged
- April 9th, 1929: The town holds a party for "10 Years of Greatness", Mayor Geraldy Jones gives a speech
- February 18th, 1930: The town's first telephone is installed in the town hall
- June 21st, 1932: The first school is founded by Bernard Scotts
- October 15th, 1932, 8:30 am: The annual Harvest Festival commences
- October 15th, 1932, 12:46 pm: The fest is cancelled due to too much intoxication
- January 26th 1937: Montgomery Smith's trial is brought up again, may have been a mistake
- September 1st, 1939: The US military occupies Montague Valley "just in case we (USA) get into war"
- February 15th, 1940: A large earthquake happens and the town is split in half, 47 people injured and 3 deaths
- March 1st, 1940: Montague Plains is renamed to Montague Valley
- March 17th, 1940: Due to legal concerns, the town renamed the slogan to “A Wonderful Place to Visit”
- July 8th, 1940: Town struggle to rebuild after earthquake. Economic turmoil is rampant
- September 21st, 1941: Arthur McGregor steals 4 infants from the local hospital, runs into the woods.
- October 11th, 1942: A local goat is hanged for "practicing witchcraft." Turns out they just didn't like it.
- April 13th, 1944: Montague Valley Community College is established by Henry Tuffin.
- May 20th,1946: Montgomery Smith's trial was a mistake.
- September 11th, 1949: Chuck's Adult Theater opens
- March 15th, 1950: Arthur McGregor is caught and hanged.
- August 17th, 1951: Fredericks Diner opens
- September 2nd, 1951:Economy starts going down
- December 19th, 1953: A mysterious cult called the "Ringanights" hold a human sacrifice in the town square at 1:20am
- December 19th, 1953: They are ran out of town.
- January 4th, 1954: It is later found out that Mayor Jones's Secretary, Vivian Carlson was the leader of the Ringanights
- June 23rd, 1957; Economy gets worse
- March 7th, 1961: Mayor/Founder, Geraldy H. Jones steps down from office due to noticing the early signs of Dementia
- March 8th, 1961: Vincent Sharper is elected mayor.
- November 11th, 1962: Montague Valley's economy crashes and "The Great Montague Depression" starts.
- May 30th, 1964: The Ringanights return, steal the tires off of 5 cars
- June 1st, 1964: The Ringanights kill a small deer and leave
- August 14th, 1965: A sinkhole tragically swallows up 3 people having a picnic
- August 15th, 1965: The Montague Valley Bottomless Pit is established!
- July 27th, 1966: In an insane frenzy, Geraldy Jones run around town shouting about "the end of the world"
- February 21st, 1967: The Great Montague Depression finally ends
- April 16th, 1968: A truck carrying gasoline loses control and crashes into a local home. Thankfully no one was in the house when the truck exploded. Only the driver was killed
- April 9th, 1969: The town holds a party for "50 Years of Greatness"
- May 18th 1970: Chuck's Adult Theater is sold and gets turned into a nursing home.
- October 7th, 1970: Geraldy H. Jones is found dead in his house at the age of 85. He was succeeded by his wife Bellatrix and his two sons, Archibald and Geraldy Jr.
- October 21st, 1971: Cable TV arrives in Montague Valley.
- December 15th, 1971: The town has a heated debate between weather slavery is good or bad
- January 5th, 1972: The town forms a militia and both sides meet at the town park, the first shot is fired, the "Montague Civil War" begins
- March 18th, 1972: Mayor Vincent Sharper breaks up the war, he knows that slavery is bad
- March 19th, 1972: The "Montague Civil War" ends
- April 5th, 1973: President Richard Nixon gives the whole town a speech about slavery
- October 30th, 1973: An unidentified man runs around the town and leaves papers saying "The end of the world!"
- June 16th, 1983: Morgan Brown opens a Disco club.
- July 10th, 1986: "The Montague Valley Nuclear Power Facility" is built.
- October 19th, 1986: WPKL MontagueValley news channel has aired for the first time
- November 30th, 1997: George Shaffer gets tater tots instead of the crinkle-cut fries he ordered at Fredrick's Diner
- December 2nd, 1997: The Great Fredrick's Diner massacre happens. George Shaffer kills 3 people and 10 are injured.
- December 4th, 1997: Fredrick's Diner temporarily closes.
- December 25th, 1997: As a Christmas "Present" for the town, George Shaffer is hanged in the town square for his actions.
- May 5th, 1999: The internet comes to Montague Valley
- December 31st, 1999: The town goes into a panic, worried about Y2K, towns people start to run around destroying buildings and causing mass havoc
- January 1st, 2000: Nothing bad happens, normalcy comes back to the town
- August 28th 2001: The World's Largest Thumbtack appears out of nowhere. 'Could it be that damn cult again?" says local man, George Harrison
- November 3rd, 2001: The Thumbtack becomes a local landmark.
- February 3rd, 2009: Morice The World Fattest Donkey is born weighing in at 45lbs.
- April 15th 2009: The owner of Morice, Nathan Ferguson, puts the foal on a diet of burgers and beer
- February 15th, 2012: Nathen Ferguson receives the World Record for The Worlds Fattest Donkey
- February 16th, 2012: Morice passes away due to heart failure. Weighing 612 lbs
- May 4th, 2012: Maurice's owner Nathan Ferguson, is hanged due to not keeping an animal alive and healthy
- July 14th, 2012: This amazing website is made
- August 14th, 2012: President Barack Obama visits Montague Valley for a couple of days
- March 21st, 2013: Two Ringanights were caught and hanged
- December 18th, 2013: The Giant Thumbtack was vandalized with spray paint
- June 29th, 2014: Donald Trump visits Montague Valley and opens a golf course there
- February 1st, 2016: All the Ringanights surround the town, driving everyone to meet at the thumbtack
- March 7th, 2016: Trump National Golf Club is closed due to "lack of funds"
- April 15th, 2016 : The old Fredricks Diner is refurbished and opened back up.
- May 18th, 2017: Reward cards are implemented online
- August 13th, 2017: The Ringanights' hideout has been discovered, it was located in a cave
- February 11th, 2018: The Giant Thumbtack falls over, crumbling into small pieces
- September 3rd, 2018: Three more Ringanights have been caught and hanged
- December 17th, 2018: Mayor Vincent Sharper is found dead in his office at the age of 89
- January 5th, 2019: Founder Geraldy Jones' son, Archibald, is elected mayor of Montague Valley, at the age of 57
- April 9th, 2019: The town holds a jubilee for "100 Years of Greatness"
- July 14th, 2019: Montague Valleys economy crashes, leading many homeless, many blame Archibald, dubbed "The 2nd Great Montague Depression"
- February 14th, 2020: The "Valentines Massacre" happened, Reginald Starkey III shoots up a Valentine's Day party, 7 killed and 16 injured
- April 2nd, 2020: In a failed April Fools Day prank, Mayor Archibald Jones was accidentally hanged because the whole town thought he was a Ringanight
- April 7th, 2020: New Mayor Herald Gulvek is elected
- May 9th, 2020: The town has a paintball match and a man named Scott Minderson accidentally brought a real gun and killed ten people
- August 26th, 2020: Sarah Carr was hanged due to not listen to her faithful husband
- October 3rd, 2020: A man named Scott Caldwell, is found making weird noises with a dog in a shed, the town is very confused
- March 4th, 2021: "Geraldys Cafe" is built as a memorial for Former Mayor Geraldy Jones, who loved coffee
- March 23rd, 2021: A failed senior prank, led to three high school students being hanged, they were dressed up as Ringanights
- January 5th, 2022: The town figures out what Scott Caldwell did with the dog, they are not happy
- January 6th, 2022: Scott Caldwell is hung in the park
- April 8th, 2022: A loud siren coming from the direction of the power plant is heard, some are panicked, others are ignoring it